Hello, I’m a globally recognized creative director, writer, and off-and-on again technologist. Currenty, I’m solving brand problems at Creative X at Meta. Previously, I’ve been creative at Wieden+Kennedy, Google Creative Lab, Anomaly, and lots and lots of agencies on a freelance basis, working on brands like Apple, Old Spice, and Sony. Along the way I invented a technology to simulate a happy, farting goldfish; made a game for James Bond where we couldn’t say “James Bond”; interviewed real Mossad agents for a TV show about fake ones; and turned Terry Crews into a musical instrument that broke the Internet.

Before all of that, I was employee #2 and then employee #3 at a couple of startups you’ve never heard of. I’ve had criticism published by the Columbia Journalism Review and poems published by journals that are very, very tiny.